Sound the flutes and trombones! (And maybe get some flowers and garlands of fresh herbs while you're at it.)
To coincide with the release of the hotly anticipated sequel Anchorman: The Legend Continues, none other than Ron Burgundy himself is penning a memoir, to be titled Let Me Off at the Top! My Classy Life and Other Musings.
"I don't know if it's the greatest autobiography ever written. I'm too close to the work," said the revered San Diego newsman. "I will tell you this much: the first time I sat down and read this thing...I cried like a goddamn baby, and you can take that to the bank!"