We just strapped Bachelorette host Chris Harrison to a polygraph machine and he nailed it!
But wait, before you start printing your "Free Chris" baby tees, please know that this was simply a mutually imagined polygraph test. See, Chris is a super stand-up guy, and agreed to do this interview under the following scenario: "Someone's holding a gun to your head and you are strapped to a polygraph machine while pinky-swearing every fan of Bachelor Nation." So there. You are going to get some real answers, y'all, about last night's finale and the insanity we saw.