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Congratulations, Adam Levine. Sorry, Adam Levine's many admirers.
You may have heard—either by the shriek from your neighbor or the sobbing phone call from your bestie—that the hunky musician has popped the question to girlfriend Behati Prinsloo, shattering the dream of many who hoped of one day becoming his next love interest.
(No, but really, congratulations.)