Miley Cyrus

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Happy Monday, bitches students. Welcome to Miley Cyrus 101: A Guide to Livin', Lovin' & Twerkin'. Here, you will learn valuable life lessons through the musings of the former Hannah Montana star and current crop-top spokeswoman.

Over the course of the semester, we'll break down all of Ms. Cyrus' most entertaining— some would say outrageous—sound bites to discover what makes up the essence of Miley. Spoiler alert: It's an old Nicki Minaj mixtape and the hashtag #blessed. 

As you can see in your syllabus, we will be covering topics such as haters, twerking, Twitter and Liam Hemsworth. But we'll let Miley take it from here. Below, a preview of what you can learn from the We Can't Stop singer. And take notes—there will be a test.

Subject: Fine Arts
Text: Intro, p. 1: "I haven't really seen one bad comment about my twerk video. This is the first thing! All right, I can't sing, I can't act, I'm dumb, I'm a hillbilly, but I can twerk, so whatever!" 

Subject: Intro to Law
Text: From Chapter 6, "Can't Be Stopped, Can't Be Tamed, Can't Control These Munchies," "I think alcohol is way more dangerous than marijuana...I've seen a lot of people spiral down with alcohol, but I've never seen that happen with weed."

Subject: Philosophy
Text: In a footnote about fiancé Liam Hemsworth, "I think we're both deeper than normal people—what they think and how they feel." 

So we lied—there isn't a final exam. But there are plenty more outrageous Miley Cyrus quotes where these came from.

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