Leave it to Jimmy Kimmel to use other people's troubles as material for a hilarious punchline.
During his show last night, the late-night TV host explained the story behind his black eye and gash on his face. But it wouldn't be like him to just tell the audience what happened, so he delivered the deets through an entertaining reenactment video.
"You probably noticed that my normally perfect face has been damaged," Kimmel said. "I want to apologize to those of you who came specifically to see it [my face] but on Saturday my fiancée and I went to lunch...I actually put together a little reenactment of this, so I'll show you what happened."