The truth is out there. And the truth is that aliens are invading the U.K. and no one is doing anything about it. Queen Elizabeth II, haven't you seen Independence Day?! It's probably on Netflix! Go watch it! 

Today, Britain's Ministry of Defense [Against the Dark Arts] released a 4,300-page report of declassified UFO sightings that were submitted to the MoD's X-Files unit before the division shut down in 2009.

The volume of UFO sightings reported to the MoD doubled in 2008 and the very next year the Ministry closed the desk, declaring it an "inappropriate" use of resources and staff that could be performing "more valuable defense-related activities."

The report includes sightings at Stonehenge (pictured) and the House of Parliament, as well as claims of alien abductions and people living with aliens [Editor's note: What are you doing?! Get a subletter ASAP and move the ef out of there!], as well as offers to develop weapons to shoot UFO's out of the sky.

There are a few explanations for the above photograph: (1) Aliens aboard the UFO were on a reconnaissance trip, scouting information on earthlings before launching an inevitable attack. (2) Aliens are already living among us, assimilated into day-to-day life in England as they await orders for an inevitable attack. (3) It was a smudge of dust.

The Ministry has claimed they don't try to determine the source of UFO sightings "unless there is evidence of a potential threat to the United Kingdom."

What more evidence do you need?! We got a royal baby on the way and we gotta lock things down. Dude who wants to develop weapons to shoot UFO's out of the sky? You're hired.

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