Justin Bieber Is the 7th Most Popular Woman on the Web

Fox News repurposes a report from 2010 poking fun at Selena Gomez's sometimes boyfriend

By John Boone May 22, 2013 8:21 PMTags
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Justin "Booooooooooooo!" Bieber, artist who should be taken seriously ("You guyyys!"), former owner of a monkey and person who (finally) brought out the mean in Taylor Swift, is also the seventh most popular woman on the web.

This according to Fox News, who recently ran the statistics based on Google searches compiled by COED Magazine...in 2010. Fox News: Fair, balanced and prompt!

Yes, in 2010, Bieber landed the lucky number seven spot on the list (only to return in 2011 to claim the no. 2 spot! Congrats, Biebs!). Though he didn't even make the list in 2012.

But there is a silver lining: Justin's arch nemesis, Taylor "Can We Have Another Question?" Swift didn't even crack the top 10 in 2010 or 2011. So who's sticking their tongue out at who now, Swift?!

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Mally, he left you in a German monkey prison! You don't have to stand up for him anymore!

The rest of 2010's list is below:

10. Avril Lavigne

9. Paris Hilton

8. Miley Cyrus

7. Justin Bieber

6. Britney Spears

5. Rihanna

4. Beyoncé

3. Madonna

2. Ke$ha (pronounced Key-sha, just like Britney Spears says it!)

1. Lady Gaga

But Justin? You'll always be the No. 1 most popular woman on the web in our hearts.