Jessica Biel Is the Swan Queen of Cannes Film Festival

Was the Playing for Keeps star planning to look like a bird stuck inside a cloud?

This Marchesa dress on Jessica Biel is like a lacy cloud mixed with a dash of some sweet dessert confection and finished off with that insane swan dress Björk wore to the 2001 Oscars.

Mrs. Justin Timerlake's feather and embroidered frock is as intricate as it is interesting. But, just like the Icelandic singer's beak-emblazoned neckline, the ensemble is ruined by that giant serpent necklace.

At least the swan head made sense with the swan dress. This giant snake accessory looks out of place paired with a beautiful, pale blue gown.

Wait. Did we just determine that Björk's version works better? Fashion hell has officially frozen over.