Hey white girl, wondering what it would take to get snatched by Retta?
Wonder no more: The Parks and Recreation funny lady and avid live tweeter stopped by Late Night with Jimmy Fallon for a standup set in which she explained the difference between old school and old fashion racism and what gets her all fired up (the DMV, driving, flying, assumingly anything that involves transportation of any type).
Oh, and white boys? She has some words for you too.