Gwyneth Paltrow: Chris Martin Is Dangerous in the Kitchen!

Cookbook author and actress reveals husband "has only cooked twice, and both times the fire brigade came!"

Chris Martin is a talented musician, loving husband and doting dad.

But when it comes to the kitchen? Um, best if he leaves that to Gwyneth Paltrow.

In an appearance Wednesday on the The Graham Norton Show, the goddess of Goop (and superchef herself) revealed her husband "has only cooked twice, and both times the fire brigade came!"

Fortunately for the Coldplay star and kids Apple and Moses, Ms. Paltrow has written four cookbooks. Meaning? Homegirl knows how to make a good meal.

Of course, Gwynnie didn't just chat about Chris' disastrous kitchen habits on The Graham Norton Show. At one point during the taping, she grabbed fellow guest Brit comedian Lee Mack's crotch!

Why exactly? Because she is Gwyneth Paltrow.