OK, let's be honest with each other: Game of Thrones is awesome. Duh. But if we have to sit through the nearly two minute long credits every week, can we get a theme song with a little more boogie? Something you can twerk to?
Like, say, this Auto-Tuned remix by Edgar Camago aka DJ Overeasy. We think it would go perfectly with the epic design of the current credits and it really makes the most insufferable parts of the show far more manageable:
1. That little s--t King Joffrey (Jack Gleeson) Auto-Tuned is a king we could get behind! Sure, he'd still be cruel and violent and all around the worst, but at least now he'd sound like T-Pain!
2. Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) losing her dragons isn't annoying anymore! Well, not as annoying. We're still like, "We get it, we got it, move on with your life! Find a unicorn or something, damn."
3. Tyrion (Peter Dinklage) Auto-Tuned is just straight up awesome. Though he wasn't insufferable ever, so that just proves Auto-Tune also makes the awesome parts of the show even more awesome!
Everyone wins.
Well, almost. Sorry, guys, no Auto-Tuned boobies.