At this point it's undeniable that 50 Shades of Grey writer E L James has a gift for making people wonder why a grown man would wear his shirt unbuttoned all the way to his belly button.  But if you explore every single crevice of her Twitter account, you'll discover that she also fancies herself a comedian! Her strong suit? Your penis is pointing right at it: Sexual innuendo.

Now, soothe our burning loins by guessing which of the musings below are authentic tweets by E L James, and which are fake, like dildos! Just to warn you, some might be a little HARD to guess. (Sorry, folks. Just warming up here.) 

NOTE: If you answer even ONE of these incorrectly, we'll strap you to our blogging chair and force you to read the entire trilogy.

 

a.

E L Mini

 

b.

E L Package

 

c.

E L Plumber

 

d.

E L Back

 

e.

E L FINAL


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