Sofia Vergara, Machete Kills

Open Road Films

We know Sofia Vergara's chest can be distracting, but we had no idea her breasts have so much power.

The 40-year-old Colombian beauty is on fire (literally) in the new promo poster for her upcoming movie, Machete Kills, where her two best assets are transformed into battle weapons.

Rocking a leather bustier adorned with armor, the Modern Family star, as Madame Desdemona, clutches her fists (her nails are perfectly manicured, natch) in a fit of rage as she unleashes her top heavy wrath on her latest victim. 

Machete Kills is Robert Rodriguez' sequel to his 2010 slaughterfest flick, and follows a former Mexican Federale (played by Danny Trejo) as he battles his way through Mexico to take down an arms dealer attempting to launch a deadly weapon into space.

The upcoming film is set to hit theaters September 2013, and also stars Lady Gaga (whose poster debuted in July), Vanessa Hudgens, Amber Heard, Charlie Sheen and Mel Gibson.

No word yet if Sofia's breasts save the day (although we're sure every man would approve of that plot). 

(Originally published March 7, 2013,  at 3:24 p.m. PT)

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