The sole culprit behind Harry Styles' shoe shenanigan is making amends.
A Twitter user by the name of Jade Anderson has taken responsibility for clocking him in the groin when she threw her shoe onstage at a One Direction show Tuesday in Glasgow, and she's now apologizing to the boy bander for the ballsy move.
The 14-year-old, who hails from Scotland's East Kilbride town, took to Twitter shortly after the incident, writing, "tonight i threw my shoe and it hit harry in the balls then security came and took me out the concert then i got my shoe back hahahaha."
She didn't stay booted out of the show for long: Apparently, security later allowed her to return to the concert.
She also tried to make light of the situation, noting, "and the police were telling me that i 'commited a criminal assult' and i couldve killed him hahaha."
Well, her aim was at least good enough to literally bowl him over: After getting hit, Styles immediately collapsed in pain and curled up on the stage floor while cupping his crotch.
But proving that you can't keep a good man down for long, Styles quickly rebounded, got up and jokingly started doing some lunges.
Nice recovery there!