In a story made for the Internet, a man claiming to be Jesus hits and pins a bystander with his car, attacks an onlooker, and is subdued by the hatchet-wielding hitchhiker who was sitting shotgun when things got real. Ta-da! Here's the heroic hippie's colorful account of how it all went down:

We can laugh about it now since those injured, including Evil Jesus, are being treated and will recover from their injuries. We can also laugh about it because Kai, The Hobo Hatchet Hero, is, like, every kind of awesome.

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