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What the heck was Jodie Foster talking about last night?
—Marylle, Netherlands, via Twitter
Such speeches make perfect sense if you're the type of person who might be inside the Beverly Hilton during the Golden Globe Awards. (It certainly made enough sense to Foster herself, who defended the speech after she made it. Meanwhile, peer Jessica Chastain called the rambling speech "incredible.")
As for those living outside such bubbles of fabulousness, I'm here to help. Let's see what we can decode, here: