Joan Rivers

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Can you believe it? Fashion Police is airing its 100th episode on Friday! That's right—this week marks 100 episodes of runaway racks, hot tickets, starlets, streetwalkers, bitches stealing each other's looks, obsessions, shoegasms and, of course, our favorite couture cops: Joan Rivers, Giuliana Rancic, Kelly Osbourne and George Kotsiopoulos!

The august event has not been lost on the crowned heads of the world. In fact, we overheard the conversation that Joan and Prince Charles had when they met at the Prince's Trust Comedy Gala this week. And by "conversation," we mean the one in our heads...

Prince Charles: Congratulations. Well done.

Joan: Thanks! 100 episodes, wow. Never thought we'd...

Charles: Eh? I was talking about that marvelous cravat.

Joan: What?

Charles: Your scarf, darling. Made out of—what are those delightful ruffles made of?

Joan: Your chest hair.

Charles: Really? I was wondering what the royal barber did with all that. Jolly good.

Joan: I was kidding.

Charles: Jolly good.

Joan: It's actually made from your nieces' hats. Left over from the royal wedding.

Charles: Jolly good. Carry on.

Joan: You're not listening, are you?

Charles: Carry on.

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