Rob Schneider Welcomes a Baby Girl—Find Out Her Name!

"Thank 2 all of you for your good thoughts and well wishes! But I wish this hospital had a bar in it! Where's the medical marijuana for dad," the funnyman tweeted

By Bruna Nessif Nov 20, 2012 4:35 AMTags
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Yes, the star of Deuce Bigalow and The Hot Chick is now a father.

Funnyman Rob Schneider and his mega hottie wife, television producer Patricia Azarcoya Arce, welcomed their first child together, a beautiful daughter, on Friday. 

The actor tweeted, "Baby is COMING NOW! 19th hour of labor! Wife is doing great! WOW!!!"

"Thank 2 all of you for your good thoughts and well wishes! But I wish this hospital had a bar in it! Where's the medical marijuana for dad," he added.

After almost four hours of anxiously awaiting his baby girl's arrival, she was here.

"Miranda Schneider!!! Born 8:59 pm! Mommy and Baby happy and healthy! Gracias por sus buenos deseos," he tweeted. Little Miranda Scarlett Schneider weighed in at 5 lbs., 13 oz. and is 18 inches long, according to People.

"Anybody can be a father," Schneider wrote, "But it takes a special person to be a Dad. And it takes an even more special person to be a pimp!"

Congratulations to the new parents!