Satan's not just the prince of darkness, he's also a small business owner…and now he's trying to capitalize on the popularity of his trademarked "Haunted Toaster" by liquidating the rest of his stock.

The economic downturn hasn't been great for Satan…especially since he had to start paying his chupacabra employees' health insurance. Damn Obamacare!

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