Lana Del Rey and Carly Rae Jepsen Are Morphing Into the Same Person

The two singers used to be poles apart, fashionwise. Nowadays? Not so much.

Before today, Carly Rae Jepsen was best known as that "Call Me Maybe" singer who was 26 and dressed like a fugitive from a Nickelodeon series.

Lana Del Rey, meanwhile, was building a brand around her prowess as a professional scowler for H&M.

But that was yesterday, children.

Now the two women are slowly—oh so slowly—morphing into each other. Both were spotted in Paris with the same bitter-chocolate hair, blunt bangs, all-neutral wardrobes and the need for someone, anyone, to please—please!—look at their lips!

It's only a matter of time before Del Rey starts wearing clown bras and Jepsen bombs on SNL. Don't say we didn't warn you.