Britney Spears Returns to Her Sexy Schoolgirl Days in a Lulu Dress, But What's With the Fake Bake?

The X Factor judge worked a schoolgirl ensemble to perfection, but she needs to lay off the spray tan

By Leslie Gornstein Nov 02, 2012 8:48 PMTags
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We know we're supposed to be writing about Britney Spears' dress, but her legs are driving us to distraction.

They're all oiled up and hyper-tanned, like Mr. Universe legs. In fact, she's too orange all over, and with the hair, the whole effect is very much like Hulk Hogan in a Japanese cosplay outfit.

But we must press on. We must concentrate.

We like the Lulu dress. It appears to be part of a trend involving floating collars that look like they belong on other outfits altogether, but it pretty much works here. And we love scallops on everything, as they're a nice substitute for lace.

Now, if only she'd lay off the tan in a can...