Why wait until Election Day to submit your ballot, when there's plenty of perks to be had by doing so beforehand?

Vice President Joe Biden conveyed just that when he read the "Top 10 Good Things About Voting Early" on Thursday's Late Show with David Letterman.

Among the highlights:

No. 10: "I'm not saying each voter gets a free cheeseburger, but I'm not saying they don't either."

No. 6: "If you vote early, you don't have to pay taxes...I'm sorry, I'm being told that's not accurate."

No. 5: "Single and looking to mingle? Find that special someone on the early voting line."

No. 2: "Early voters will receive a $5 million donation from Donald Trump."

And the No. 1 reason...

"Honestly, don't you want this election over with already?"

He took the words right out of our mouths.

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