Dewey Nicks/FOXNeed an incentive to watch New Girl tonight? We've got three words for you: Boob. Slapping. War.
This is what besties Jess (Zooey Deschanel) and Cece (Hannah Simone) find themselves doing at Cece's birthday party on the Fox hit comedy's all-new episode.
So what leads to these BFFs "accidentally" hitting each other in their female punching bags many, many times? Find out by watching our exclusive sneak peek of tonight's ep...
Definition of sad: Not eating cake at your own birthday party, something model Cece is doing at her celebration that rubs dessert-lovin' Jess the wrong way. "It's your birthday and you won't eat cake," Jess tells Cece. "You're better than that. You really are. I just feel sorry for you sometimes."
Of course, no one likes a pity party at a birthday party, so Cece decides the best way to respond is with a boob slap, which leads to one of the best fights in the history of television. Period.
New Girl airs tonight at 9 p.m. on Fox.