Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire and Selena Gomez are trying to get younger people, like me, I guess, to vote. I don't care if stars want me to vote, so will this work?
—Aubree, Oklahoma, via Facebook
Right now you're thinking that those new PSAs from the stars of Titanic, Spider-Man and Wizards of Waverly Place—along with Jonah Hill, Sarah Silverman and Ellen DeGeneres—cannot possibly have an influence on what you'll be doing on Nov. 6. You'll do whatever you want on Nov. 6, dammit.
But you're wrong. These people are worming their way into your subconscious as I write. By the time voting day comes around, you will be camped out in front of your local church/school/community center bright and early and ready to make your political wishes known. Because The Leo wills it. And I can prove it.