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Next time you feel like slamming bloggers for not having real jobs, remember this: If we really were the hacks you despise, right about now we'd be typing a lame joke about not stepping on Nicki Minaj's blue suede shoes.
But we're not gonna write that, because we're serious journalists who spent like $72K learning how to do better than that, OK?
Instead we shall say this: The rapper is wearing shoes. They are blue and suede. They are made by Giuseppe Zanotti. They cost $626.
Now that is journalism. You're welcome.