Lindsay Lohan should take comfort in knowing that Elizabeth Taylor will always have her beat in the drama department.
For the first time, watch the scandal-plagued starlet in action as the much-married Oscar winner with a yen for big diamonds.
"They drink, they fight, they fornicate," notes a disembodied British voice as the teaser offers evidence to confirm exactly that assessment with scenes of Lohan tossing drinks, spitting accusations and falling into bed with her greatest love of all, Richard Burton, played here by Ugly Betty alum Grant Bowler.
The verdict: Lindsay looks gorgeous and her makeup, costumes and jewelry outshine everything else going on in the Lifetime movie, which premieres in November.
But that's pretty much to be expected about a Hollywood legend known just as much for her outlandish fashion tastes as she was for her romantic exploits.
And, we're happy to report, the love scenes in Liz & Dick look far sexier than whatever's going on between Lohan and Charlie Sheen in Scary Movie 5.