Kim Kardashian, Khloé Kardashian Odom and Lamar Odom walk onto a basketball court...
No, we aren't telling you a bad joke, but we did just give away the happy ending to what was an otherwise drama-filled episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
Last week we saw Rob Kardashian break down during a therapy session, and this time around we pick up where we left off—on the therapist's couch—and things get even more emotional. Kim starts to cry in defense of mom, Kris Jenner, and Khloé feels offended when Kim doesn't seem to remember her sister working at their dad's office. Oops!
Meanwhile, Kylie and Kendall Jenner are hurt when their many and varied pleas to be homeschooled are turned down. Because even though the girls have full-time jobs, Kris wants them to have the complete high school experience.
And after the dust settles in insult-to-injury town, Kim makes amends with Khloé in the nick of time to accompany her sister, and Lamar, to Queens where the basketball star grew up. And they eventually find a court to shoot some hoops in. To bond as a family. Probably.
WHAT WE LEARNED
Modeling Is Tough: Well, being a teen model and trying to balance school, homework and finals exams is at least! Which is why Kendall and Kylie ask their parents to be taken out of high school and put into home schooling. And, while Kris and Bruce Jenner may not agree with the idea of missing out on those golden moments—prom, awful teachers, texting between classes—they eventually relent and decide to make the move to in-home tutoring.
Don't Email Ever: Especially if you've just been through a painful therapy sesh with your fam and want to apologize for all of those things you didn't mean—but kinda did—to say. Case in point: Kim getting the cold shoulder from her siblings after trying to express how sorry she truly is without actually having to look them in the eye.
Sweat Suits In the Workplace: When Rob is given the opportunity to start his own men's clothing line, Scott Disick is horrified upon arriving for their meeting and seeing his pseudo brother-in-law clad in a gray hoodie and sweatpants. Hey, Rob, ever heard of dress to impress?
ONE-LINERS
"I just want my family happy."—Rob
"[Rob] is not in a very good mood hardly ever, so it makes me really sad, because there's something there that's just sad all the time."—Kris
"I just think she doesn't know how to raise a son that well, that was Dad's thing."—Kim
"Be you…Just be a little more Kimmie from the block."—Khloé
"You should really see Jamaica Avenue, it's the hood Rodeo Drive."—Lamar
"You can't cry that you don't have more responsibilities, and then you get the opportunity and you pass it up by not trying."—Scott
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