Shoegasm! Rihanna Rocks Tom Ford Gold Chain Wedges and a Cat Shirt, Natch

Ri-Ri was spotted in a kitten tee and some Tom Ford shoes that we are dying to get our hands on!

Rihanna went out on Wednesday and she left us with much to discuss.

First, we need to address the fact that the chick is wearing clothes. Good for you, babe, for not heading out to Ristorante di Giorgio Baldi in a gauze bandage and a pair of pasties. OK, that's out of the way.

For the record, we want everything Ri-Ri is wearing, even the smugly ironic tee that re-imagines Sid and Nancy as our Aunt Katie's long-dead house cats. (Mr. Pickles, we hardly knew ye. Why did you choose to sleep under Uncle Phil's pickup? Why?)

We also have our beady eye on every piece of gold jewelry our Bajan beauty has on. (And, yes, for the record, she's wearing too much. Hey girl, can we take a couple of those rings off your hands? Hee. Fashion humor.)

But, finally, the shoes. The shoes! The Tom Ford Spring 2012 ink squiggle wedges with gold chain ankle straps! Just looking at them makes us start talking like Gollum after he first catches wind of the One Ring. The precious! Gives it to us, we wants it!

We understand that Beyoncé also wore these shoes recently, which means they're officially awesome. Now, if only we had $1,300 just lying around...