Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images; Alexander Tamargo/WireImageDidn't know that Balmain made gladiator armor, did you? Well, when a bitch steals your look sometimes you gotta suit up and dress for a fight!
First into the arena was Avatar über-hottie Zoe Saldana, who wore the gold and white embroidered minidress back in August. The 33-year-old stunner adopted the slightly militaristic look, aptly enough, for the premiere of her gun-happy flick Colombiana.
But then Kim Kardashian stepped out of the armory this week at Cannes and the fight was so on...
Maybe the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star was hoping to take Zoe down with a few leg sweeps and flying kicks, because she opted to debut her version of the frock without the optional white floor cape.
And while Zoe went for black straps on her feet—good for strangling an enemy in a pinch—Kanye West's rumored gal stomped into the fight in a pair of $1,295 Balmain butt-kicking boots in silk.
So who won this battle? We'll be honest: We value our lives, and we didn't stick around to find out.