Warning: Katy Perry's new Adidas ad may make your head spin.
What? You thought workout pants are what people wear to get in shape? Don't be silly. Workout pants are what you wear when you're already 108 pounds and have a set of abs like a teenage Jennifer Lopez.
We learned that from watching this new commercial, featuring the 27-year-old gyrating in a set of hot pink and blue Adidas active wear...
Check out the "Part Of Me" singer as she teaches us, in just a few dance moves, that low-riding tracksuit bottoms are reserved only for hot people. Hot people! Not the hapless thousands of ladies who herd over to Curves every Wednesday night to stand in line for the elliptical machine.
In conclusion, let's be clear about ex-Mrs. Brand's message: If you do not have a butt that can double as a trampoline, you have no business working out in the first place.
Time to go dig up that Snuggie from out of the closet. Unless Katy plans on taking that away from us, too.