Morning Mail! Have George Clooney and Stacy Keibler Called It Quits?!

Readers wonder whether the infamous bachelor is single again and ask about equally hot Adam Levine

By Ted Casablanca Apr 04, 2012 12:05 PMTags
George Clooney, Stacy KeiblerJason Merritt/Getty Images

Dear Ted:
Are George Clooney and Stacy Keibler no more? That's what I'm hearing...

Dear Como-tose Couple:
Rumor may have it that the couple's relationship is on the rocks, but—I can't believe that I'm actually saying this—things are still surprisingly swell between Stacy and her infamous bachelor. Heck, the couple just got back from a Mexico vacay. So despite Georgie's history of short-lived relayshes, this one has not run its course just yet.

Dear Ted:
Omg! Did u seriously suggest Adam Levine date Taylor Swift! I will jump off a bridge if that happens!

Dear Rockin Country:
Well let's not all dramatic, doll! Taylor not only has model stature (and height!), but she's a talented musician. A nice girl is just what Adam needs. And we all know that Tay likes her bad boys from time to time. Perfect match in my eyes. Plus, if it doesn't work out, we can most certainly expect a killer T.Swift song about it.

Dear Ted:
What are your thoughts on Josh Hutcherson's performance in The Hunger Games? I personally thought it was amazing and captured the character perfectly, but he's been shadowed so much by Jennifer Lawrence (who obviously delivered an outstanding performance as well). But why isn't he getting any credit as well? Love your column by the way!

Dear Press Games:
Josh was fab in the flick, I agree. But J.Law was clearly the star of the show and the lead role, so it only makes sense that Katniss herself will get more attention when it comes to raving about the box-office juggernaut. On the other hand, Josh seems to have a bit more polarizing effect on the public. Whatever, right? Go Team Peetniss!

Dear Ted:
What do you think about the casting of Christian Bale as Christian Grey and Natalie Portman as Ana in Fifty Shades of Grey?

Dear Grey Area:
No doubt, Bale and Portman are qualified to take on the role (they're both Oscar winners), but Natalie is a bit too mature for this par-tick part, don't you think? As for Christian? That's not a horrible idea, but I think someone with a bit more raw sexual magnetism (like Alexander Skarsgård) should play Christian.

Dear Ted:
So I was watching TMZ today and Harvey & Co. were bashing on Robert Pattinson for going paddle-boarding on Friday. Apparently, he only wants attention because he feels forgotten since the release of the Hunger Games. What say you, Ted?

Dear Glistening in the Sun:
Can't a guy just have a little fun in the sun? We all know that Rob isn't exactly the attention-seeking type. Next question, please.

Dear Ted:
Hi again from Argentina! I'm always happy that you answer my questions! Sos el mejor Ted! Now I just finished the Fifty Shades trilogy and must say it's such an entertaining love story. I would love to see Skarsgård as Sr. Christian Grey and how do you feel about Leighton Meester as Anastasia Steele? My rescue pit bull and dachshund say hello!

Hola, L! Glad to hear you enjoyed the trilogy—it's deliciously dirty, no? As for your suggestions, we already know what I think of A.Skars (love it!), but Leighton's not a bad idea for Ana. I would love to see the gal turn in the reins as Queen B and take on a submissive role. Keep the ideas coming!