Christopher Polk, Adam Pretty/Getty ImagesDear Ted:
Have you seen the pics of Michelle Williams and Jason Segel? She seems so happy and, maybe it's because we are both single moms, but I am rooting for her happiness. Please tell me, Ted, will Jason's B.V. be an issue to this budding relationship?
—MAP
Dear Team Wegel:
That's the name we've officially decided on for these two. If only because it makes us chuckle—ya know, just like Jason does. But Team Truth loves this coupling and the pics of Wegel strollin' around NYC were almost too friggin' adorable to handle. The fact that they were matched up by our fave lady Busy Philipps just seals the deal. As for your last Q, no.
Dear Ted:
You have always been clear that being Vicey and being a bad person is not the same thing. I must know.. is that the case with Sarah Michelle Gellar?
—Ringer Around the Rosey
Dear Smart Stuff:
Yep. Love SMG, as I'm sure you do, too. And I don't think you'd like her any less if you knew her moniker.
Dear Ted:
Does anyone from The Avengers have Blind Vices?
—Leah
Dear Yes:
But I've said that before. What good superhero flick doesn't? Now start guessin' who's who already!
Dear Ted:
I'm so confused. Did you really say that Cruella St. Shackles is a better mom than Fake à la Ferocity and Shafterella Shoshstein? The writer asked you to name them from best to worst and you named Cruella first. Could this be true? Please clear this up!
—Lindsay
Dear Mother May I:
Sure, she may be a prison warden to ol' Marky Sweet-Puss, but Cruella is much more loving when it comes to her mommy duties. Plus, she has that whole tough love thing down—that's in How to Parent 101, right? I never said any of these ladies were maternally challenged, but that's the order.
Dear Ted:
Is Crotch Uh-Lastic currently working on any projects, or are his Vicey habits keeping him from getting roles?
—Sarey
Dear Making Money:
CU-L is always working on something, whether people think he's "losing it" or not. He's got it like that, he's able to pull it together on a moment's notice…whether he does the job well or not is another story.
Dear Ted:
Is Charlotte "Chuck" Finger-Dingle on Pretty Little Liars?
—A
Dear Mysterious Moniker:
Cheeky little signature you got there, A. But if you are the real A, you should already know the answer to that question, no? But I guess I'll let you in on the secret: no, she's not.