Ian Somerhalder, Paul Wesley

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Dear Ted:
You've stated Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles from Supernatural, Ed Westwick and Chace Crawford from Gossip Girls and Rachel Bilson from Hart of Dixie all have a Vice. Do Sophia Bush and Austin Nichols from One Tree Hill or Ian Somerhalder and Paul Wesley from The Vampire Diaries or anyone from 90210? In other words, are there any CWers that don't have a Vice?

Dear Rousing the Roster:
That's a god question, doll. ‘Cause you're forgetting some other famous Vicers like Blake Lively and Sarah Michelle Gellar (who's got Ringer on the CW now). As for your suspects: Sophia is a no, Austin is a yes, yes to the Vampire boys and yes, yes, yes to 90210. Now that's drama we'd tune in for.

Dear Ted:
The hotties Zachary Quinto and Jonathan Groff…just friends or lovers? If you have the info, please give us the (really not) Awful Truth!

Dear BF or BFF:
Well, back when Zach was a Vice star by the name of Kirkland Dogmatic, he and Groff were hot and heavy. While it seemed that they cooled for a while, I'm hearing they're back on again.

Dear Ted:
Given Sienna Miller's wild and crazy past, does she have a Blind Vice of her own? I have such a hard time believing that motherhood will tame her! Do you think watching Tom Sturridge and Sienna welcome their little one will make Robsten want to settle down at all?

Dear Blind in the Oven:
I think Sienna will still have a naughty side to her, even when she's doing diaper duty, but I am sure motherhood will tame her a bit…maybe just move the Vice-like behavior behind closed doors. As for your Rob and Kristen question? No. Not at all.

Dear Ted:
What have my two favorite Blinds, Crotch Uh-Lastic and King Schlong, been up to? Oh, and is my new favorite hottie Chris Evans a Blind?

Dear Down and Out:
King is down—well, on the down low, that is (and even more so than ususal)—and Crotch is out…as in strung out. But at this point that's typical for him. His Vice behavior these days is strictly of the nonsexy variety.

Dear Ted:
Maybe third time's a charm? Can you tell me if my girl crush Kat Dennings has ever been a Blind Vice? My three adorable Westies say hello!

Dear 2 Broke Blinds:
Nope. Kisses to your Westies!

Dear Ted:
I just saw John Stamos on a talk show recently and he is as cute as ever. Would he possibly have a Vice moniker in your collection?
—Pearl Mae

Dear But Of Course:
And he's definitely a fan favorite. Any guesses who?!

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