It's been a rough week for some of our favorite celebs.
Sure, we've glimpsed the lineup for our biggest game of the year—the Oscars—and there were was lots of baby bumpin', fun fashion and Glee scoop to keep us pleasantly occupied. And the Screen Actors Guild Awards are Sunday!
But along with the ups came the downs, and we hope that those who did not escape the week unscathed stay strong and remember that plenty of fans are pulling for them.
Here's what happened:
LITTLE GOLD MEN: Awards season is really Oscar season (but be sure to check out all our SAG Awards coverage!), you know? Heading into the glamorous Academy Awards mix on Feb. 26 are Hugo, leading with 11 nominations; The Artist, next with 10; Best Actor nominees Brad Pitt George Clooney; Best Actress front-runners Meryl Streep and Viola Davis; Jonah Hill and Melissa McCarthy—and there's no sign of Madonna.
GETTIN' A LITTLE CRAZY: One day two people are in love and the next day...they're out? Heidi Klum and Seal weren't even on our list of couples not long for this world, so we were as shocked as anybody when they announced their separation. Color us even more surprised, however, when Seal started showing up everywhere, from PBS to Ellen to CNN, telling his side of the (both are still wearing their wedding rings) room-for-a-happy-ending story and, er, promoting his new album.
MOORE PROBLEMS: We wondered what Demi Moore was smoking six years ago when she tied the knot, but now it turns out she may actually have been smoking something! A scary confluence of circumstances landed her in the hospital, prompting concern from as far away as Brazil, where Ashton Kutcher was working and partying with models younger than he is—and that's young! He's back now, though, and is said to be very worried. Demi's 17-year-old daughter Tallulah is staying with dad Bruce Willis while mom, who is now out of the hospital, gets well.
BABY BEAR: Not long after they neared the end zone, Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is expecting a baby with former Hill person Kristin Cavallari.
WITTY REMARKS: Cynthia Nixon, bald as a cue ball for her role as a cancer patient in Wit on Broadway, had to start the week running (backwards) after her remarks to the New York Times Magazine about choosing to be gay made the rounds. For the record, Nixon has two children with a man she lived with for 15 years, so being with a woman now is her current preference. She did not say that gay people in general are gay by choice. So, now that that's settled, did we just end the controversy?!
FAREWELL: Robert Hegyes, best known for playing smart-mouth Sweathog Juan Epstein on Welcome Back, Kotter, died at 60 of a heart attack...James Farentino, veteran character actor who played on the big screen in The Final Countdown and on the small screen as George Clooney's dad on ER, died at 73.
TV LAND: Emily Maynard is the new Bachelorette, and here's what Ashley Hebert thinks...Jim Carrey's daughter Jane makes it to Hollywood on American Idol...Jennifer Aniston reveals her true feelings about Chelsea Handler...Ellen DeGeneres gives Bachelor Ben Flajnik a little tough love...Pat Sajak and Vanna White have made Wheel of Fortune their own personal happy hour...Matthew Broderick as Ferris Bueller should make for a great Super Bowl commercial...Tim Gunn has hit a bit of a dry spell...Kim Kardashian scored a guest arc on Drop Dead Diva...David Arquette will visit Courteney Cox's Cougar Town...Cee Lo Green heads to Vegas for peace and quiet...Marie Osmond getting her own Hallmark Channel show...Glee "Smooth Criminal" first look...Matt Bomer headed to Glee...Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion sneak peek...Charlie Sheen is high on Anger Management, down on Two and a Half Men's future...The Pussycat Dolls join Danica Patrick in GoDaddy's latest sexed-up Super Bowl ad...The Amazing Race's 20th season cast revealed...Marg Helgenberger gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame...SPOILER CHAT!
RECAPVILLE: Catch up on the series finale of Chuck, Project Runway All Stars, Jersey Shore, Teen Mom 2, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, The Bachelor, Gossip Girl and Kourtney & Kim Take New York.
SCREEN PLAY: The Artist named best film at the PGA Awards...Selena Gomez will play a party girl in Spring Breakers, directed by Harmony Korine (nuff said)...Sarah Jessica Parker has replaced Demi in Lovelace...Five awesome lessons learned at Sundance...
MUSICAL NOTES: Michael Jackson's shoes and glove were imprinted in cement in the forecourt of Grauman's Chinese Theatre...Kenny Chesney leads the way with nine ACM nominations...Rihanna tattooed her hands with "thug life" in pink ink...Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band will head out on tour without Clarence Clemons for the first time on March 18...Nicki Minaj premieres "Stupid Hoe" video while delaying new album...
RADIO DAYS: Khloé Kardashian Odom is getting her own show in Dallas.
BABY BOOM: Bryce Dallas Howard and hubby Seth Gabel welcoming daughter Beatrice Jean Howard-Gabel...Oprah Winfrey isn't godmother to Beyoncé's daughter, Blue Ivy, dang it...Kelly Rowland gushes over baby Blue...The Big Bang Theory's Simon Helberg and wife Jocelyn Towne expecting their first...Horrible Bosses' Lindsay Sloane and hubby Dar Rollins welcomed daughter Maxwell Lue...Community's Danny Pudi and wife Bridget welcomed twins, daughter Fiona Lee and son James Timothy...Former Bachelorette star Jen Schefft is expecting her second with hubby Joe Waterman...Sienna Miller and Tom Sturridge's first is due in July...Kick Ass star Aaron Johnson and fiancée Sam Taylor-Wood welcomed daughter Romy Hero.
THE SPLITS: Kim Kardashian is reliving her decision to divorce Kris Humphries as Kourtney & Kim Take New York's current season draws to a close...Drew Carey ended his five-year engagment to Nicole Jaracz and the following day appeared to have taken up with Kelley Whilden...Aretha Franklin hasn't called off her relationship, but her engagement is off...Simon Cowell ends engagement to Mezghan Husseiny.
HEDGING: Vanessa Paradis told a French TV program that stories about her and Johnny Depp being broken up are "false!"
HOOKUPS: Brandi Glanville and Gerard Butler?!...Chelsea Handler talks dating 50 Cent.
LAW & DISORDER: Toddlers & Tiaras mom sues TMZ and HuffPo...Garth Brooks awarded $1 million in lawsuit against hospital...Former SYTYCD choreographer sentenced to 10 years in prison for rape and assault...Late Night WIth Jimmy Fallon re-sued for sex-discrimination...Journey drummer Deen Castronovo arrested for allegedly roughing up his girlfriend...Armie Hammer was busted at an increasingly infamous border checkpoint in Texas for pot possession...Lindsay Lohan sued for allegedly hitting a woman with her car...Nanny's bid for restraining order against Gabriel Aubry denied, but child services follow up with Halle Berry to investigate...Suspects arrested in theft of John Travolta's Mercedes...Offended Sikh sues Jay Leno...Jeremy London charged with domestic battery...Andy Dick sued over bad bar behavior...Kim Kardashian's Old Navy battle headed to trial on April 23, 2013.
HOSPITAL CORNER: Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans was treated for a kidney infection, then revealed she has bipolar disorder...Demi Lovato is not back in treatment, but she did admit to having a Twitter problem...Kevin Federline home after landing in the hospital with an elevated heart rate...Tracy Morgan collapsed from dehydratin and altitude sickness at Sundance.