Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt

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Dear Ted:
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie "will continue their relaysh on their own terms" and "not like they were told." Um, OK. They do realize nobody is actually trying to instruct them on how to run their relationship, right? Given Angie manages to wedge her sexuality into a conversation every chance she gets (even her emotional meltdowns happen when she's in a shower with Brad), this just sounds like more promo on their part. They are such rebels etc., etc. OK guys, we get it! You're hotter and more daring than us and you're happier for it.

Dear Brangelina-itis:
Sorry babe, but this is Hollywood so don't be foolish in thinking no one's instructing the duo on how to run their relaysh. They're the hottest couple in Tinseltown and tabloid gold (especially during Oscar season). As for your sexuality claim? Angie was explaining her emotional meltdown while directing In the Land of Blood and Honey, she was hardly flaunting sexual prowess. And while you might keep hatin', we're uber-excited to see the duo rock the red carpet ('cause let's be real, they are hotter than the rest of us).

Dear Ted:
Hope you're having a good new year so far! Watching reruns of Friends today got me wondering what is up with my favorite BFFs, Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston. Are they still friends or are the rumors of a falling out true? They are never together any more. Is Justin Theroux to blame?

Dear I'll Be There for You:
Hey, just because we haven't had a sighting in some time doesn't mean these babes are on the outs! Courteney Cox is busy as ever with her hilarious show, Cougar Town, while Jennifer Aniston's hot and heavy with beau Justin Theroux. While the ladies are in different chapters of their lives, I doubt a falling out is in the cards. Don't worry C, I'm sure your favorite BFFs will be snapped by the paps in no time. At a baby shower, perhaps? Here's hoping!

Dear Ted:
There's been a lot of talk regarding the engagements of former couple, Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake lately. You've stated numerous times that a reunion between them is unlikely, but if one were to happen...who would be more into it, Brit or JT?
—Mickey Mouse Lovin

Dear Hopeless Romantic:
You may be a fan of the Mickey Mouse pairing, but I wouldn't hold out for a reunion between the two. Britney is happily engaged to Jason Trawick, while Justin and Jessica Biel are also hearing wedding bells. That said, I think JT would be more into it. Britney is flaunting her man and her rock, while we are still waiting to see the ring that Justin has apparently put on it (being Jessica's finger, that is).

Dear Ted:
I am sad about the breakup of Heidi Klum and Seal as if I know them! Then to watch his interview on Ellen where he really seemed so in love with her still. That made it even harder! It's easier to take a blind-side breakup when it is not so "respectful." With this, Demi and Ashton, and Johnny and Vanessa...are there more long-termers coming to an end that we would be surprised about?
—Happily ever after?

Dear Happily Never After:
I'm no fortune teller, but I can say that we will see our fair share of breakups in the future, as there always are in this town, babe. And I'm with you on Heidi and Seal, I too was a fan of the beautiful couple. But remember, for every break-up in the biz a new relaysh begins! Who do you think should be H'Wood's next it couple?

Dear Ted:
So I was just wondering what the straw that broke the camel's back was with Kristen Stewart and Nikki Reed's friendship? I do recall Nikki mentioning Kristen helped her move into her new house between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn filming so I was wondering what happened after that to give Nikki so much dislike to talk about her and Rob the way she does? Also what are your thoughts on Kristen doing a period film like pin up era? I think she would look the part and also it'd be nice to see something different. Can't wait for On the Road to come out and Snow White.

Dear Friend or Foe:
Kristen Stewart and Nikki Reed's differences have been going on for quite some time, but trust, it's hardly over especially since Nikki seems all too keen to bring up old beef. Then again, we haven't heard from the babe in awhile, so perhaps married life is keeping her out of the tabloid talk? Or maybe she's holding out for Breaking Dawn Part 2? As for your period piece suggestion? I think it's a fab idea—Stewart could totally pull off the pin-up look. 

Dear Ted:
What would you think of Liv Tyler or Jennifer Connelly as Elizabeth Taylor?

Dear Violet Eyes:
Liv and Jen are both beautiful women and not bad suggestions, but you must remember this is a Lifetime film. I doubt either of the gals would be down for the role, but they both have the look to play the part. My biggest concernwhether they could pull off the signature Elizabeth Taylor 'tude. Any other ideas, D?

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