The Mall

It needs some fixing

By Chuy Bravo Jan 10, 2012 2:58 AMTags

I think malls all need to be made up of those moving sidewalks.  How do they expect people to carry their bags, eat  Mrs. Fields cookies, try new cologne, drink their Orange Julius and look at girls?  It's almost like they don't want you to be there at all.  I would ride my scooter but there's an old lady there who always races me.  Her scooter is so fast.