Sienna Miller, Tom Sturrdige

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Dear Ted:
I've asked before about celebrities getting pregnant on purpose to keep a man, so what's the word on Tom Sturridge and Sienna Miller? To me, kids are a great joy, is that the same sentiment or is Tom just stepping up to the plate?
—XOXO Kanoealoha

Dear Mama Mania:
Sienna didn't get preggo to trap Tom, if that's what you're asking. Why should she? He certainly wasn't going anywhere anytime soon. But did Sienna put some serious thought into who she'd be creating the most hipster baby ever with? You betcha!

Dear Ted:
Friday's Blind Vice sounds like Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears. Do you read the comments at all? If you do you must have tons of patience! So much moronic prattle. I know everyone has a right to make a comment, free speech and all, but there has to be a jackass rule somewhere along the line.
—Miss P

Dear Ex Games:
Sorry, Miss P, but the dish on Jerry Rock-Butt missing his former flame is not about J.T. and Brit-Brit. Jerr and the older gal who stole his heart are a much more recent coupling. As for the comments? I skim them and that's all I'll say about that.

Dear Ted:
What's up with Taylor Lautner? We haven't heard much lately about any projects he is connected to, like Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. We only hear about personal scandal (like the People cover hoax). What gives?

Dear MIA IMDb:
Well, after Abduction bombed it's not terribly surprising that studios would be a little hesitant to cast Tay as their leading man. But his career is far from dead. Personally, I just think he needs to mix it up and try something outside the action genre. Whatever happened to that Gus Van Sant flick, Taylor?

Dear Ted:
I totally disagree with whose more to blame in the Russell Brand-Katy Perry split. I think although Russell has a past, Katy seems like the more immature one that couldn't compromise and balance being a star with something that might have had more of a shelf life than a pop career. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a big Russell fan either but your loyal readers (myself included) know exactly which Vice is Katy's. So I think it's safe to say the split is way more her fault.

Dear Get Off Your High Horse:
You might think you know Katy's Vice, but do you know Russell's? If you did, I'm sure you'd see things a bit differently.

Dear Ted:
Do you ever put "red herrings" in your B.V.s? I get that Vices are blind for a reason. But you don't try to put in descriptions that are deliberately misleading or false do you?

Dear Simple:
No. But that doesn't mean I'm going to make them completely obvious either.

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