"Why does God let people get fat?" you ask.  Well, Dr. Oz, when Moses split the Red Sea, God decided at the last minute to change it into nacho cheese, and Moses asked if he take some along with him in a bread bowl. God felt really good that Moses liked his cooking, so he decided to give people food issues by creating some of them in His very fat image. Okay, you want the real answer? Because God isn't Richard Simmons!

 

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