Sam Sharma; PacificCoastNews.com
Wilmer Valderrama and Demi Lovato? How old is he now anyway? And is he the Gen Y answer to Scott Baio? Neither of them have any appeal (and not much talent). I don't get it. Can you help me understand?
Dear Bad Boy, Good Idea:
I'm tempted to be right there with you that these two are so wrong for each other. Wilmer, 31, is perhaps too much of a bad boy for a post-rehab Lovato (19). But who gives a crap about his talent? This is about a gal who's been through a lot wanting to move on and have fun; obviously, he's helping her with that, so perhaps we should all shut the hell up. Final word: Demi needs someone who's going to build her up, not break her down.
There has been a lot of talk about Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles in reference to certain monikers. You've said twice that they aren't Judas Jack-Off and Dashed-Dingle Dreams. How about a tip to their real Vices, then? Pretty, pretty, please with hunky ghost hunters on top?