Afternoon Bitch-Back! Who's Blake Lively Into Now?

B.L. and Leonardo DiCaprio have officially called it quits, so who is the bombshell after now?

Dear Ted:
Is it true that Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio broke up? If so, who got tired of the other? I adore her and think she's way too perfect to be with him. He's so 1998. And she's chic and unique. Who do you think will be her next catch?
—Noelle

Dear On To The Next One:
DiLively are dunzo alright, doll. Well, for now. And since the blonde babe has been filling her little black book with only A-list stars, we're guessing her next beau will be just as hunky and famous as the rest of 'em. She's off to a good start too. Blakey-poo was just spotted canoodling with Ryan Reynolds. Though I highly doubt that relaysh will get serious.

Dear Ted:
When we first met Parrish Maguire, I thought he was a babe in the woods, playing gay with the big boys as he gained experience and self-awareness in that crazy town. But last week's goss made me think perhaps he's a few years older and more established than that. Any hints what age group this kid/guy is in?
—EA

Dear Getting Warmer:
All I'll say is he's very established for his age. 

Dear Ted:
While Kristen Stewart's cover shots were nice, but that pic you had up yesterday (not the covers) clearly showed that her teeth need a bit of brightening. Is it the smoking?
—Jeana

Dear Really?:
While I wish K.Stew's would kick the cancer sticks too, I'm guessing that she has enough cash from Twilight to cover the cost of teeth whitening. But of course, I'll send your urgent request straight to Summit. 

Dear Ted:
I just read Thomas Jane's recent revelation re: same sex encounters and it got me to wondering. Is he the subject of one of your Blind Vices?
—Kdix

Dear No Need For A Vice:
Nope, dude's not the Vicey type—he's completely open about any brow-raising behavior.

Dear Ted:
I'm a huge fan of The Vampire Diaries, especially of Candice Accola and Michael Trevino's characters. Got any dirt on who these two are dating these days? Is there a possibility for their hot on-screen chemistry to make the jump to off-screen?
—Kristen

Dear Vampy Romance:
Candice has been laying low on the dating scene for awhile, and Trevino's been linked to Glee's Jenna Ushkowitz, so don't count on an Accola-Trevino hook-up anytime soon. Love their chemistry on-screen though!

Dear Ted:
First congratulations on quitting smoking. Both of my grandmothers died from lung cancer. Now, onto the question—are Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox still best friends? I always liked how close they were, but haven't seen them together in a long time. Coco already has to deal with the divorce, it would be sad for her to lose two people at once.
—Chrissy

Dear BFF For Life:
Breathe a sigh of relief, C, because these two are still besties. Best to blame their lack of get-togethers on their busy schedules and equally demanding relationships.