Breathe. Just breathe, OK? Promise?
As if tonight's crazy-good episode of Glee weren't enough to send you fans into hysterics, I just scored some big scoop on the two most-asked questions of the season:
Will Brittany and Santana get together?
When will Finn get a good storyline?
Read on only if you want to know, and bring a paper bag to breathe into...
According to my source, Brittany (Heather Morris) and Santana (Naya Rivera) are "officially a couple as of episode four."
Who run the world? Brittana, bitches!
I'm also told that Finn (Cory Monteith) will get into the mix when Santana tries to hide her relationship with Brittany. He'll call her out on her hypocrisy and forces her to deal with it. Word is, these Naya-Cory scenes are fantastic.
All of this will go down in episodes four and six (episode three airs tonight). Also in episode four, The Glee Project's Damian McGinty will make his debut as an exchange student from Ireland moving into Brittany's house.
So...boom. Many of you fans are getting precisely what you've been asking for, and it's happening soon. Does it make you feel like reading The Secret just one more time for kicks to see what else you could possibly will into being? Maybe get a pony who poops cotton candy? A cure for cancer? Cory Monteith's digits?
Don't forget to watch Glee tonight on Fox to see if you agree that the show has gotten its groove back.
Then check back later today for our exclusive interview with tonight's leading man, Harry Shum Jr.