Sorry Scarlett Johansson, but your nudes are so not doing it for me.
And since Justin Timberlake's alleged nudes apparently belong to some other dude, I'm totally in the market for some new sexy sexting pics: So why aren't there any of these uptight celeb fellahs willing to man up and drop trou for the cause?
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