Yeah, she's not dressing her kid up like Pretty Woman's prostitute (not yet, anyway), but this pageant mom is still a little out there.

In a sneak peek of tonight's Toddlers & Tiaras—the last of the five bonus eps—we meet drama mama Melissa, who seems a little too close to her daughter, Carly.

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"Carly's as close to an exact replica of me as there could ever be, and I feel like her [sic] and I are the same person," she tells us, crazy eyes a-sparklin'. "We live the same life and we're best friends and I just feel like that's me on stage."

Whoa, nelly.

And while Melissa is keenly aware of the camera's presence, causing her to repeatedly reprimand her 5-year-old, she seems to have forgotten that she's also miked, so we hear every little threat she makes.

Good times. Tune in for the rest of the twinkly insanity on TLC at 10 p.m.

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