If it's another episode of Jersey Shore, it must mean another boozy brawl.
This time it's a battle of the besties: Snooki vs. JWoww.
Warning, what you're about to read is chock full of the usual f-bombs and other colorful pleasantries.
In exclusive sneak peek at this week's episode, Snooki and her boyfriend Jionni are shown having a fight in a Florence nightclub. When he takes off, the apparently intoxicated pint-size poof head goes looking for him. When JWoww tries calming her down, she becomes even more enraged.
"You're acting like a f--king asshole" JWoww yells. "He's running away from you!"
"You're such a bitch," Snooki growls, before JWoww screams back at her, "I am a bitch, but I'm giving you a f--king reality check!"
"I hate you!" Snooki erupts before storming off. Soon enough, Snooki is seen lying in the street screaming, sobbing and trying to stand up.
That's amore!