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Dear Ted:
Are Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato feuding? Seems to me like now that Selena Gomez is back in Demi's life, Miley is being left out. What do you know about this? I hate for the trio to be fighting. I believe each one will continue to succeed wonderfully.

Dear Mean Girls:
Hardly, doll. Miley isn't exactly concerned with that whole scene any more. At least in her mind, she's on to bigger and better things. But that's not to say there's any ill will. Selena and Demi may be BFFs, but all three are friendly. Anyway, they've always got their Vices to bond over.

Dear Ted:
What's going on with our beloved King Schlong? We haven't heard about him for quite a while. Any news? Give us an update what our favorite King is up to these days!


Dear Royal Pains:
Not too much, unfortunately. The King got himself into a sticky sitch with one par-tick chick he was fooling around with, and it's seriously limiting his Vice time. We say it's time Schlongy tell the broad what's what and gets back to his humpy ways.

Dear Ted:
I know I'm a bit late on the Bones train, but I've just started watching the show, and the chemistry between Emily Deschanel and David Boreanaz is crazy! David seems in awe, and in absolute adoration of everything Emily. Now we all know that Mr. Boreanaz is no angel and has earned himself a B.V. moniker, but what about Emily? I mean, she must have faltered once or twice or—to the contrary—found him harassing?

Dear Scene of the Crime:
Don't worry, Rita, John Boone just started watching Bones on Netflix, too, and won't shut up about it. Annoying! So I'm happy to tell you both that David's dubious Vicing ways haven't rubbed off on his über-preggo costar. Some people are able to maintain a professional relaysh in this town. Crazy, huh?

Dear Ted:
What is it with your readers trying to ship Jennifer Lawrence and Robert Pattinson? Do you think they would make a good couple? I wouldn't mind if they were in a movie together. She's hot and he's R.Pattz! Do you think Kristen Stewart would be jealous? I can just imagine what the gossip would be like around the set!

Dear Forced Encounters:
Sure, they might link up on a film set someday—I definitely wouldn't oppose that, and neither would K.Stew. As for why these two are being matched up, it's probably because rumors arise with every costar Kris works with, while most of Rob's aren't eligible. Well all else fails, make crap up.

Dear Ted:
Besides his latest role in Glee, what has the very hunky John Stamos been doing? I don't get why he's not getting more work on the small screen. He's a decent actor, a very beautiful and well preserved man, and let's say it out loud, sex-appeal inflamed in Ouzo galore. Does Mr. Stamos have any Vicey ways that would keep us from seeing more of him on the screen?

Dear Boob-Tube Drama:
He definitely has a Vice, babe. One of my fave ones, too. But it's not a Vice that gets in the way of his small- or big-screen appearances. Not at all.

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