Desiree is a 10-year-old with a dream: to use her delicate combination of bronzer, immobile hair and false-teeth smile to create the overall look of a southern weather newscaster and take the Gold Coast Pageant in Las Vegas by storm.

And mommy is rooting for her as she takes the stage...







Well, at least when she hears this shouted at her in nine years by a gang of drunk sailors during Fleet Week she'll be used to it. 

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