Desperate Housewives cast

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So long, Wisteria Lane!

While we'll definitely miss the be-yotchy babes that lived on the très famous street, we're thinking some of the actresses that lived there for the past seven years or so will miss their gig even more. ‘Cause with Desperate Housewives ending, it's time for Eva Longoria and her hoard of housewives to find new jobs.

So who will fair best once they're thrown back into the cold, cruel world?

Gabrielle Solis herself, of course!

"Without question, Eva wins this one," sources close to the hit series tell us. "She's already way ahead of everybody else, as far as having a life out of Desperate Housewives goes."

We wouldn't consider many of her extracurricular flicks smashing successes (remember Over Her Dead Body?), but we totally agree.

We think Eva has exactly what it takes to cut it in this cut-throat town.

Our D.H. insider continues, "She's getting her degree in Latino Studies, she's acting, she's giving back, doing a ton for her community...She really is a Latino force to contend with."

We'll say!

So what about Teri Hatcher and (Emmy-winnin' funnylady) Felicity Huffman?

"Teri will do OK, though nothing like Eva," our spy spills. "Felicity's still bitter she's never gotten the movie roles she thought she should have had, so, I don't know if that will change."

She's a friggin' Oscar nominee. We're sure she'll land on her feet.

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