Ryan Gosling, Nicolas Winding Refn

Dear Ted:
I don't know anything about Ryan Gosling but saw him in Crazy, Stupid, Love this weekend and my "gaydar" was going off the charts. What's his story? Nice body but he is definitely not George Clooney!

Dear Crazy, Stupid, Straight:
You might want to get your gaydar recalibrated, doll, ‘cause Ry is most definitely a lover of the ladies—and that pains me to say, so you know it's true. He's definitely no Georgey tho', you're right about that in more ways that just one.

Dear Ted:
So there's lots of "drama" behind the scenes at Glee? Is it between the kids and their bosses? I can imagine the "big 3", Lea Michele, Chris Colfer and Cory Monteith might still be upset, but what about other originals like Dianna Agron, Mark Salling and Naya Rivera who are also donning graduation caps and might be out of a job?

Dear Glee-dux:
Duh, there's been drama since Day 1 on this set. And it's not all biz-oriented. But in regards to the latest controversy, there's mixed feelings from the rest of the Gleeks (ya know, the ones not destined for their own spinoff). Some are probably relieved, some definitely saw it comin', and some know their time in the Glee limelight isn't over. Maybe in that order, too.

Dear Ted:
Ted, you sneak! You gave a BV name to Hildago Van Buren, but he's not the most interesting part of that story! What about the teeny-bopper loved guy who propositioned him!? Please give him a name! Or at least give us a clue to his identity!

Dear Hildago Humper:
What makes you think this delish dude who is so quick to cop a feel on any (and every) hot fellah around him doesn't already have a monicker of his own?

Dear Ted:
I am seriously disappointed in you Ted. I live in the U.K., and what is happening in England right now is no laughing matter for you to trivialize and it certainly has nothing to do with Kristen Stewart. If you seriously think the "bobbies" (try riot squad in full body armor) are worried about protecting her in the midst of all this then you need to take a big step back and get yourself out of T-town for a dose of reality. Just a bit of advice.

Dear London Connection:
And a bit of advice for you, J: read the full story before bitchin' back. Of course I checked in on K.Stew's safety, since she's across the pond working during the uprisings. That isn't trivializing the matter. This is E!, babe, not CNN. As for the "bobbies" biz, I clearly said it was not true. Stay safe over there, JK!

Dear Ted:
It's been so long since we've had a true update about my favorite Vicer, Nevis Divine, I'm afraid his devotion to his woman will keep us from ever getting a new installment in his vice archive. Say it isn't so!

Dear Fine:
It isn't so!

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