Soup, Real Housewives of New Jersey

In the slightly unreal reality of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, it's Christmas right now.

And that means Garden State McMansions filled with piles of ostentatious presents, but over at chez Guidice, the gifts are a bit slim this year due to Santa's Joe's bankruptcy.

They're apparently so poor Joe has to spend the entire show shirtless...






Yeah, who needs diamonds when you have Joe's nipples?

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