Play Ditch, Do or Marry: Fang-Bangin' Men!

Vote on the men who love vampires in our favorite game

By Ted Casablanca, Natalie Wheeler Jul 21, 2011 11:19 AMTags
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You were so excited about our chick fang-banger game last week that we decided to treat you again.

This time, though, we're bringing the men into the mix. Some are mortal, some are not, but none of them can resist the lure of a va-va-voom vamp.

We've got quite an eclectic mix for you to bite your fangs into, so which manly vamp lover would you like to let free, lure into your lair and trap in your dungeon forever?

Jim Parrack, Scott Speedman or Jackson Rathbone!

You'll probably know Jim Parrack more by his True Blood character, Hoyt. Yes, this juicy man is the adorable boyfriend of baby vamp Jessica (Deborah Ann Woll). Besides being so freakin' cute, baby-faced Hoyt is super-sweet, understanding, loyal and basically perfect. He hasn't had his shirt off enough tho. Please fix that, T.B.

Scott Speedman was banging those fangs before fang-bangin' was cool. All the way back in 2003, S.S. played a part vamp, part werewolf who got all wrapped up in a sucky relaysh with Kate Beckinsale for the movie Underworld and then again in 2006 for Underworld: Evolution. The blood-sucker obsession hadn't yet begun, but he sure created some hot-looking competition for fang-bangin' men. And clearly, he needs to re-fang it up again soon!

Lastly, what would a fang-banger poll be without a Twilight pick? Jackson Rathbone plays Jasper, one half of the cute Cullen vampire couple that is Alice (Ashley Greene) and Jasper, but in real life, the yumsicle rocks out with his band, 100 Monkeys. He's delish, he's a vamp himself and he's a renaissance man, what more could you want?

We've given you your choices. Now let the Ditch, Do or Marry games begin!

Poll

Awful's Fang-Bangin' Men Poll: Who Would You Ditch, Do or Marry?

Which fang-banger would you throw to the werewolves?
Jim Parrack: He¿s got too many mama issues
48.1%
Scott Speedman: He¿s just not hot enough anymore
31.5%
Jackson Rathbone: Please, I¿m not going to get between him and Alice
20.4%
Which fang-banger would you have for supper?
Jim Parrack: Just one little bite. Jessica won¿t notice!
17.4%
Scott Speedman: I want to try out the original fang-banger
38.2%
Jackson Rathbone: Those eyes can put me in a trance any day
44.3%
Which fang-banger would keep as your permanent play toy?
Jim Parrack: He¿ll be my loyal human
23.7%
Scott Speedman: Hell, he¿s good enough for Teresa Palmer, good enough for moi!
23.4%
Jackson Rathbone: We¿ll be together as long as he stays vegetarian
52.8%